rudy-Diiriye Posted December 5, 2006 Two ICU guys (Awes and Shariif) were taking their first train trip in New York. A vendor came down the corridor selling corndogs which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. Shariif eagerly smelled the corn dog and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to Awes and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted December 6, 2006 Booo..boooooo! Far from funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakti Posted December 6, 2006 Rudy is a moderator now...loooooooooooooooool now thats a joke.. i missed alot here :mad: gosh we need a update thread or section (like the vhi 1 show thing.. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted December 6, 2006 val joke: A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." Devil...when did u escape from the ward?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted December 6, 2006 LoL...clever woman, Rudy. Clever woman! D is out on day release. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakti Posted December 6, 2006 ^lol Rudy, forget all these shenanigan.. I must admit the admin is pretty intelligent for making u mod.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted December 7, 2006 rudy makes a fabtastic mod...wouldnt you say?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted December 8, 2006 Vice President Dick Cheney has a gay daughter, Mary and she's pregnant. I don't think following guys got it or just plain ******...check it out!! When they told President Bush that Dick Cheney's gay daughter was pregnant, he said, 'It's a Miracle.'" Osaama said, that he has seen female rats with similar issues and called it a miracle! Yeey said, hey dont look at me, i never had sex with that gal. Awees said that he had seen donkeys with this type of problem...after eating alot of jaat. thats why he banned jaat. Riyaale was called but same lady answered and said that Cheneye's is banned from Hargesia!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted December 18, 2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites