Math PIck-Up Lines

[Legal Crimes]

I found these hilarious, but then again that could also means I'm a geek...

 

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Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours

 

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

 

Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.

 

Shall I iterate using Newton’s method to find your 0?

 

You are one well-defined function.

 

Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

 

Let me show you that the function of my love for you is one to one and on to.

 

I would really like to bisect your angle.

 

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.

 

How about we turn our binary operation into a group?

 

If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

 

My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalize it?

 

I see that you have two nice maxima, mind if I solve for the minimum?

 

Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?

 

You have one compact set.

 

I like the area bounded by your two curves.

 

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

 

 

this last one is my favorite...HAHA

 

 

I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.

 

 

WARNING: Severe injury will result when the preceding are attempted.

[RendezVous]

I am going to my basic.. This is wonderful

[Legal Crimes]

there are some more, I just choose the ones I found funny

[Rea]

does pick up line work 4 u guys?? seriously

and when pick up line works 4 u, what do u basically pick up ... and what do u guys do when whatever it is u r packing up is more than what u can actually pick up

[Legal Crimes]

dood, now you're just complicating things

[Abyan]

loool