Wiilo Posted May 31, 2006 Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Daniel arap Moi died and went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Five million dollars". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". with a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Moi was even more jealous and starts screaming, I want to call Ghenya too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to KANU, everybody..... He calls Kenya and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil says "One dollar". Moi is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one freaking dollar??" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another, it's local. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted May 31, 2006 for MOI that was nice..he was already in hell.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted June 3, 2006 lol Leave baba Moi alone he was good for Ghenya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
