Chinese Laundry

[Nephissa]

This guy is walking through ChinaTown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and banners on the buildings. He is having the best time just walking and looking.

 

He turns a corner and sees a building with a sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry"."Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks. "How in the world does that fit in here?" So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the

corner.

 

The visitor asks, "How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"

 

The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The visitor asks, "Well, who in the heck is the owner?"

 

"I am he," answers the old man."

 

"You? How in the heck did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

 

The old man replies, "Many years ago when I come to this country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go 'What your name?' He say 'Hans Olaffsen.

 

'She look at me and she say...'What your name?' I say Sam Ting."

 

[Guhaad]

Originally posted by Bishitta:

 

'She look at me and she say...'What your name?' I say Sam Ting."

 

Buhahahahaha,

 

Bish,

 

this reminded me of this one Indha-yar teacher, though sophisticated, would always start "you knows that..." with most of his sentences

 

and this one store called "Do Me Nail", i don't know if this name celebrates racism or multiculturalism.