Wadaad 'chat up' lines...

[Blessed]

Salaams ya'll.

 

These are real funny; it's not meant to be disrespectful of immodest. It's simple humor. Imagine guys using those lines in front of the girls’ family?

 

 

1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

 

2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

 

3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."

 

4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."

 

5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

 

6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."

 

7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."

 

8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

 

9."Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

 

10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

 

11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

 

12. Can I have your wali's phone number?

 

13. So, read any good Surahs lately?

 

14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

 

16. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

 

17. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room

 

16. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

 

18. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.

 

19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

 

20. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

 

21. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

 

22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

 

23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.

 

24. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!

 

25. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

 

26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

 

27. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

 

28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

 

29. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.

 

30. That hijab really compliments your eyes..

 

31. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

 

32. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

 

33. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

 

34. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

 

35. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

 

36. I know Halal meat does a body good, but ~~~~, how much you been eatin'?

[codetalker]

12. Can I have your wali's phone number?

 

16. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

 

27. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

@ collection of Bukharis.

[Hayat]

34. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?.28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".."Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

 

 

hilarious!!

[Pucca]

neat stuff

[Khayr]

8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

 

19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

 

22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

[La-y-La]

28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

 

funny

[Didi Kong]

LOL.

 

How about this politically incorrect joke that you can use on moslem girls; "Is your dad a terrorist 'cause you are the bomb!"

[FatB]

lol these are good...hmmm i might give them a go

[Intel]

reminiscent of Letterman's top 10 lists

[-Lily-]

That's funny.

[Fiqikhayre]

What's so funny about it, may I ask? This is just delibarately making fun of our religion, which can lead to one actually renouncing his/her belief!

 

No one can be ascribed to angels or the xuuralcayn cause there is nothing like it on earth. Only gaalo think that way. Have they seen how the angels look like? Have you guys?

 

Mocking the religion of Allaah and by equaling Jannah to the creatures is a major sin.

 

Please can the moderators of this section delete this jokes and the replies it got as I am not very amused by them.

 

Alla illaahayo noo dambi dhaaf. Ameen!

[Animal Farm]

the jokes are funny i would agree, but some might be offended, and some might even try to use these lines at a gathering, i'm just wondering, who wrote these jokes? if by a muslim, which i'm assuming, i was under the impression that comedy was forbidden.

[Cara.]

Originally posted by Sakhar:

Please can the moderators of this section delete this jokes and the replies it got as I am not very amused by them.

Good one.

[Saalixa]

Brother calm down....getting angry will not do you any good. Alah never said be serious 24'7. And i dont see any where that these jokes are encouraging bad conduct. So calm down. It is actually giving the muslim youths good alternative ways to deal with the oppisite sex and feelings without doing anything Haram and making them aware for example that you must lower your gaze when walking and fast if you cannot afford to marry.

So it is making them aware of our muslim culture in a different way thats all to get their attention.

[Pucca]

This is just delibarately making fun of our religion, which can lead to one actually renouncing his/her belief!

thats a big leap dont'cha think? take it easy there...it aint a crime to a tell a joke or two.