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Cherie Blair goes to heaven?????

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Cherie Blair goes to heaven and speaks to the guard. He ticks her off the list but tells her to wait for moment because he has to go poo. While she's waiting she sess several clocks and some going faster than others.

 

When the gaurd comes back, she askes him why some are spinning faster than others. He explains that, as people lie their time on earth becomes less and therefore makes their clock spin faster.

 

She asks him where Tony Blair's clock is. He says that his clock is being used as a fan and its on the ceiling.

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