Rules of Life

[rudy-Diiriye]

Sometimes we just need to remember what the Rules of Life really are....

 

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three minjood.

 

2. You need only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape: If it doesn't move and it

should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

 

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I

apologize" and "You are right."

 

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat

crow while it's still warm.

 

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You

might meet somebody!"

 

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her, believe them.

 

8. Learn to pick your battles... Ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year

from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

 

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

 

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

 

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a

bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right

about you.

 

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

 

13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family. You never

know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

[Mr.Faarax]

4.Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

These are the wise words i would pass to the next generations. :cool:

[Mowgli]

And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family. You never

know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

and number 9...wise words indeed

[Pucca]

Originally posted by rudy:

 

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

 

/QB]

sounds good.