Apartment for Rent

[opportunist]

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend

the night with her for $500.

 

He spends the night but before he leaves, he tells her that he does

not have any cash with him, but will have the secretaries write a check

and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".

 

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done realizing that

the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a

check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

 

Dear Madam:

 

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your

apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented

the apartment, I was under the impression that -

 

1) it had never been occupied

 

2) that there was plenty of heat, and

 

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

 

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there

wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

 

 

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for

$250 with the following note:

 

Dear Sir,

 

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful

apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

 

As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.

 

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if

you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the

landlady.

 

SEND THE RENT IN FULL OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO CONTACT YOUR PRESENT

>LANDLADY.

 

enjoy

[Mowgli]

SEND THE RENT IN FULL OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO CONTACT YOUR PRESENT

>LANDLADY.

[RendezVous]

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

ceeyb although funny ..We are 100 percent muslims and do not condone such activities..

[Delilah]

shoot, he better send it in full...lol...furniture!

[opportunist]

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quote:

 

ceeyb although funny ..We are 100 percent muslims and do not condone such activities ..

 

Dude take your BS somewhere else. this is the Joke section, anything applies