Wild'n'Out

[J.Lee]

I. Diig malihid:

Jimca Got the shovel

to bury you when

she shoved you under

Underwhere? (lol)

Under 6 ft deep

Have a nice sleep

 

 

II.

 

Wha' wha', Hey yo kax

Hey yo kax, Hey yo

Kax Kax Kax

Did you get named after TB

your name sounds like

the whooping cough B

I take my proposal back

Hold up........*British accent*

You're the weakest Link

Goodbye.

 

 

I'm kinda bored: very very bored.

[Guhaad]

^Khadija bint Qeyla, what can i say, you make my day in and out. alla adiga iyo caafimaad. maandheey show dhakhtar ku daaweeya baad u baahantahay. aniga baa gacama dhaadheere maad shaqadaas i siisid

 

boor hadii uu ku hayo waxaan ku dhihi lahaa xaafada caaway qalabkii ku daar, vacuum-kana mari, daaqadana iska fur. ain't your profession to know that! and one of these days, you never know who might drop by

[Mr.Faarax]

waryaa dey wanna mess wit me

 

here we go this is boqorka muranka

dats it i am changing my name to diggy- lol

 

waryaa kalexo waryaa kalexo- fariin maleh

It is diggy back again yow i bring tha tru drama

got dem all terrified like they seen uncle osama

Hold up' u wanna bury me under, i wonder :confused:

under weer? shshshs it is private!

Lets keep it on tha dL Mr Kax can step aside

SOL bachelor i aint here to choose a bride

I lift my shirt once they give me standin ovation

when kafaxiye try to do it, they sending checks for donation' waryaaa hehehe

 

Ok-

 

 

u cant mess with me

and i ama tell it to ur face-

all u got is xaar dibi ( BS)

so tell the guy at the door, u can bring in the next case

[J.Lee]

Digaale, diggy, Diig malihid.

 

You're like a bad actress

How can you bring drama?

Wiilyahow, I'll beat you like your mama

Osama? Get real : you're about as scary as a banana

I chew you and spit you out like nacna

Sh!t, can't mess with me,

you're like a a healthy organ and I'm VD

I smoke you like oooooo whee

And having you saying, I'm no match for you Lee

 

Ding ding dong Diggy ditty doo man

Have you no shame: you just got beaten by GI-Jane

 

you never know who might drop by

Is that a threat?

[Guhaad]

^a reasonable one that you can't report

 

ok, JLee, let me throw this kid two hilib xalaal

 

I. first hilib

 

Hey you, check, check, check it

surprised you called me a bachalor,

when you know i am the most wanted

you seen the proposal

which to my knowledge,

is still pending

but yo if JLee digged you,

dumped you, and shoved you

six feet deep

whachu doin out here..whachu doin out here..

oooh, yeb, hooold up, sorry, yeeaaah

you are here for Michael Jackson's

'Thriller' remix with Tupac Shakur

 

II. hilib two

 

xaar, uuuuf

hey yo, i never thought diggy,

the dumb, the dull, Cedric the Empty

would be soo low that he wouldn't

find a better word, but this

only shows your mindset, childness

and most importantly,man,

why tell us which part of the hood

you live in

 

"hey yo Smokey, i ain't the smartest man in the world but is that sh*t you takin' over there" Friday

[Mr.Faarax]

Waryaada, waaba iskuugu key tagteene..maxaa dhacay saan..lol, as long as we dont take it personal' lets keep it fun aight.

 

War sidaa ka dheh

 

I am coming and they running, so i move them like a u-hal

I swear something about this girl remind me of rupaul

I saw ur call yesterday' i had to leave u on a standby

Do u look like a dude why they name u after ur grandpa? War jimcaaalow kaaalay gabadha naga qabo

Ok,I am sorry i said it

I rejected u like a bad credit

Listen' why you emotional this aint a chick flick

How about u kiss da bloody ground and get a pretty lipstick??? Early victory kulaha

u can change to gane and u still wouldnt get victory

That's why i hold my rhymes back' cuz battlin u would be a diss to me ......dont take it serious

 

heheehe Now back to kafaaxiye

 

Didnt i see you somewhere, u were beggin for some garabo

stop beggin her man, u soundin more like desparado

War aniga i dont rap' so tell me why u still beefin

xalal meat and everything' I see u wanna be hero

but when i say "iskeen waryaa!" u pee on ur bambiro kix kix kix war fulay sanaa

straight ur arm forward, now fold ur wrist down' there u got ur tru identity

Bring u out of the closet, i know it is bad for ur therapy

u fallin like micheal's nose while i am on fire like his hair

Before i even spit this I knew this match wasnt fair

I verbally perfect never curse in my verses,

ur disses were worthless,

Maan I hate battlin guys who drop the soap on purpose!!// :eek: kix kix kix

[J.Lee]

Loooooooool@Drop soap on purpose

 

Hey yo Diggy, Hey yo diggy Hey Yo diggy

That was a hot rhyme, I must admit You almost burried me with my own shovel

but dude, stop trying cause you can never ever ever ever ever Get on my level (whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!).

 

 

I see you scared of beef like a veg-head

And All that that you said?

Dude,you got diarrhea at the mouth

All you did was talk sh!t

Switch up your style

You comin' easy like a heated

B!tch (Rhyme scheme dude!)

unlike u all that I say sticks

Like herpes on a d..k (couldn't write it)

And my hooyo isn't a dhooro

So stop with all that chick flick nonsense

Your whole style is non-sense, you lack sense

Even if you broke a dollar bill

You still wouldn't make sense

You're like smelling bad incense

you make me wanna vomit

Porn stars could take lessons from you

Dude that is how much you suck:

(I just made myself laugh)

Stop protestin'

If rhyming was your profession

You'd so broke, in the afterlife

You'd still be paying off your debt

Now Now, don't cuss at me like you got Trets

Dude, I remind you of Rupaul ?

Hahaha that is real funny

But I know what it is don't fret

Could it be that I'm more man

Than you'll ever be?

It must be: I bet even your girl

Would leave you for me

lol I'm just that fly,

Guy, don't lie: Even if you gave the #

begged my mama: wrote Obama

got money from Osama: paid my tuition

I wouldn't waste my minutes on you, so stop wishing!

 

*The crowd roars and starts screaming: General Lee, General Lee: The future is bright, the future is General Lee!*

 

B.T.W

as long as we dont take it personal'

Correct. Don't get mad, get even soo ma'aha sheekadu?

[Guhaad]

^Daaamn, is it hot in heere or is it just me. y'all taking this to another level. liked it, loved it, getting waaay nasty though. put the stuff down Diggy, you know you can't do two things at the same time!

 

since I am the unbeatable champion, followed very closely by JLee Queen of Poetry and Comedy, and Diggy Cedric the Empty trailing behind, i amma take a one week break. by any means, Kings of Comedy-the hope in SOL, let the battle continue, and i shall be back the week after the next :cool:

 

Yo Diggy, don't make me come out of my break, to slap you upside yuo head with my ryhmes, but now man, i amma let you go cuz JLee done buried you twice, and i don't know how you gonna come out this time, i guess we will see you in aakhira in your present form; naked, weak, and dumb

 

" don't hate the playa, hate the game " Foxx

[Zafir]

***Reggae man is in da mix***

 

Bloooooooooood Fyah (fire)

 

Me na didn’t wanna right me lyrics on this boardah (board) seeeen

Me don’t fly kite, me don’t like brainah (brain)

Me like umble (humble) uman (woman) terock me worl (world)

Ride er (her) cho cho like the trainah (train)

 

 

Ragamuffin gial (J.L) me like you are flow. Kick’em blood fyahs to da curbah (curb) seeeen.

 

 

[Mr.Faarax]

Dude,you got diarrhea at the mouth

All you did was talk sh!t (I like)

Could it be that I'm more man

Than you'll ever be?

It must be: I bet even your girl

Would leave you for me

Kix kix kix ..lol@JLee that was funny

 

Waryaaaa! Kafaxiye punked out kawaran' gabadha is the only one with enough ballz' kix kix kix' Ok i gotta admit we got a little overboard' So i got like one request- Lets have some rules so it dont go out of hand! We make it funny wit few lines' like 5 or 10 and no curses- if you got disses it has to be clean' wit metaphors or sumthing. anyways- sorry for the long essay -

 

Waryaa' digaale tha conqueror ayaa meesha soo galay' sidii bakhti oo kale aa u jiidaa nooh! hehe Watch me kill this

 

Gets ready' Go

 

Oh just my luck !

I thought i was battlin a lady but ended up with a tramp

this is worse than an ache or a serious cramp

If they pay u to spit, they wont even pay u mininum wage

I keep spittin like dis maan I'll pimp everybody on this page

( aaway lacagteyda waryaa? yaaaah!)

Every rap critic see me and be like yow he is tha best

I say 'waryaa iga qalee' laakiin u know i be tha best

Forget about kafaxiye, he laid flat on tha sand (TKO)

so u the only one left, are u ready to kick the can?

I would battle u face to face,but u hurting my eye (ouch uugly)

The crowd never screamed so stop with that lie!

Maaan u got som ashy legs' i thought u was rockin som gators

ur breath is just kickin'so the crowd ordered masks & respirators

Oh an I heard u into blowin pipes like them scottish dudes

you went on dating sites' an ur title was "USED" :eek:

tell me If that aint true why u lickin dem spoons

Pay to be with you! are u serious -u think i am one of dem fools?

35 with out a man' u prolly dyin with buufis!

da only love-life u got' com'on say it " porno movies"

Plus I got the word from ur hoyo' she said ur birth was a mistake

So i guess u aint related' they only use u as bait ( to make money from faaraxs) :eek:

i hate to put- ur secret' out on this SOL Forum

But I guess i am battlin u, I admit " out of boredom"

i know i killed ur rep but i wont be turnin wit guilt

Just leave u on tha dirt cuz ya burial is filth

 

*****That's how u kill'em.... hehehhehe*****

[Pucca]

hot stuff

 

*turns around and walks out..*

[J.Lee]

^Pucca Poo. *Waves*

 

Zafir: Reggea iyo General Lee ma is fahmaan maandhow.

 

Diig milihid, a.k.a Dead man walkin':

 

At least my mom claims me: yours took one look at you

And screamed: Is it too late to abort it doc?

I don't mean to mock but shoo

1. Your face is the reason why many girls are

Pro-choice: 2. My tubes tied their own self

For fear of giving birth to something like you:

And 3. Since you still writtin' non-sense I won't feel bad when I say this:

Haven't you heard? Planned Parenthood don't give out patches anymore

Just your pic: underneath it, it reads:

Can you live with yourself if you birthed his kid?

Naraa mean! You're used like a STD ad to inspire abstinence:

And how you the best? Dude your style is cheaper than 50 cent's

You couldn't even pay rent if you lived in a can of garbage

Forget pimpin' the page: dude, you fainted as soon as you stepped on stage:

As for bad breath? I expired like a broad on menopause every time you took one pause:

And incase I forgot to mention,

forget respirators they kicked you out like Courtney love at rehabilitation

Man, paramedics even refused to give you Mouth to mouth resuscitation:

I aint bashin: you gotta come better than that

I feel like tweety bird: Cause I do, I do, I do see a puddy dat

Da da da da drat! Splat! Cold, I king you like Nat

Like that...I know this is all fun and fallacy

But battlin' you is like makin' fun of the mentally challenged

Just wrong like Bush's foreign policy: See

I gotta admit though, the porno crack was funny,

Right on the money Lakiinse, ninyahow at least I got a love life,

But how you gon' talk, when the word is

That even prostitutes refuse you service :confused:

[Mr.Faarax]

hahaha' she is maaaaaad' kix kix for real

 

Anyways yow, glad u made a comeback' two things are missin tho' Judges I mean sumbody gotta win and I am cool wit what the audiance say' otherwise it is gonna be back and forth battle that dont make sense! u feel me Second thing is' we need more people involved and we gotta keep our linez short.... aight'

 

Dude your style is cheaper than 50 cent's or

Forget pimpin' the page: dude, you fainted as soon as you stepped on stage:

nice

 

That even prostitutes refuse you service

Now THAT i can use against u

 

Prostitutes say no cuz i am hangin So'LOw

You tha only one dumb enuff to get married Solo!

guurl dat's just ridiculous

you get no props for even being promiscuous (they already know u)

talking about herbies and prostitutes- ama let u tell it (ur story)

Callin out my name and u dont even know how to spell it

you callin someone else wack !

is like that kettle that's callin the tea pot black :confused:

Of course you aint got any brains left cuz you giving it out,

I remember your name now, i think it's freshwater trout!

eew fishy' u need some mentos

I bet u can stretch ur **** far u can yell and hear the echos

u getting beat, so wipe the sweat off your moniter

you gettin passed over

like you celebratin hannikah kix kix kix

 

Anyways..where are the judges....?

JLee much probs- make it funny pahleaase

[Pucca]

*waves arms in the air* oh oh oh can i judge can i can i?!!

 

 

i must say dig, lee is hittin you HARD. huuno come on, slap her a little harder...kick her down..you can do it; pucca's got faith in you.

 

knock lee off her kursi... her confidence is simply too high at the moment. you MUST bring it down a couple of degrees...

 

 

*waves* hi lee...

 

ps. more folks needed eh? perhaps a team of sorts...at the moment all involved seem to be against dig here.. :rolleyes: lee wont kill you folks, take a go at her *really...pucca'll back you up...perhaps not lyrically but um..other ways *

 

 

~neutral judge signing out~

[Mr.Faarax]

LOL@Nuetral Judge