J.Lee Posted March 13, 2006 Pucca poo: NO! neutral judge my left toe. Dead man walking: If I'm wack then you must be on crack. You may hang low but like a broken ruler you come up way short Now be a sport and stop with all that bull talk, Before I smoke you like a pack of Newport And Oh boy Dumb? I can't believe what I'm reading: People, I just got insulted by a man Who lost his virginity to his own hand ( ) Damn. I know, it's just sad and what a cad he accuses me of giving out brains? He must be mad in fact retarded, He donates to the needy so much: He receives awards for being mentally challenged Oh hell, Bulimics [porno stars] look to him as their model: That is how well he spreads himself so thin: ha ha ha ninyahow waa ku dhaafi I might as well just call you saltwater taffy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted March 14, 2006 LOL- waryaa this is not a battle' i think i hurted her feelings or something.hehehe anyways' since they said the winner is the one who outlasts' an i see that she is getting weaker by tha minute' I will just have fun wit this' - gets ready...aha aha yeaa I keep my flows coming so no need to spit discretely/ Even if you came wit Just Blaze, it is clear u couldn't BEAT me/ ur lameness has caused me anguish, so i have to make u vanquish I could beat this JLee chick in a battle even if I spoke another language like - nataka nini' kichuwa kama shillingi xxxxxx ur whole style is mbaya!(lol' dats the swahili i remembered) now listen naya' nin kuu digay kuma dilin Ha u maleynin waxaan filin (nahee nahee kulaha) u keep on frontin I'll leave a foot in your behind I will even do it in slow motion so they wont press to rewind Now stop with all that hype' If a dude gives u compliment'he will hit it da same night plus da only hard flow you ever had' was ur bloody menstrual Those last rhymes u had ' flush dat in the restroom! ( ufff) you assemble words poorly, backwards and somewhat gradual I dont think u could rhyme even with a instruction manual (observation) Guantano #1 torture' I heard is to show ur pic topless United Nations denounce it and said " that was just heartless!" now the torturers are all jobless....no wonder U wanted to take me six feet under ...hehehe Keep ur clothes on' Tell me why u spitin weak insults and call it a rhyme U know just cuz you paint a penny' doesnt make it a dime (you get it? maybe not) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted March 14, 2006 Originally posted by Digaale: Lets have some rules so it dont go out of hand! We make it funny wit few lines' like 5 or 10 and no curses- if you got disses it has to be clean' wit metaphors or sumthing. You broke the rule dude. Goodbye, You are the weakest link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted March 14, 2006 :mad: thats for pucca to decide! you have no right to declare him the weakest link! no no no! dig my dear...that was wonderful, you've polished your stuff and its clear that lee has second thoughts and wants to back out, but you MUSTN'T let her. lee...GET BACK INTO THE RING! i order you! oh and yea... who asked you lee if i could be the judge? :rolleyes: its an automatic position *flips her mod badge* cant touch that.. *flips hijab and walks out* polish your stuff lee, you are puttin all women down if you lose to the likes of dig here, its ONLY dig...whop his behind! knock em down.. ~neutral judge signing out~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted March 14, 2006 *Lee grabs Pucca Poo's badge and hits her on the head with it, PAY ATTENTION she screams* nataka nini' kichuwa kama shillingi [Okay and followed by] malaya [ :eek: ] If I reply, it won't be pretty and I refuse to demean myself that way. :mad: FINE! I quit. : Diigy doo, you won. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted March 14, 2006 :mad: NO, DIG CANT WIN!!! oh lee..oh precious,wonderful, talented lee...you must knock him down. oh come on, use what ever it is you wish ..be it foul language *within reasonable limits* its an all out combat here..and if dig cant handle it, i shall personally throw him out and replace him! now do get back into the sport of insulting and bashing men...one in particular -dig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted March 15, 2006 ^Precious Peachy Pucca poo, I love you too. This whole battle is like Lee Says Cuz What ever Lee says, Diid says Dude if I wanted to read my own words Thrown back at me:I'd battle my own self B, So Sue me but you need to stop acting like A groupie: See: that is the difference between you and me You couldn't spit a hot verse if you swallowed a lighter And started writing with your fingers on fire That is why that weak sh!t you posting is f!cked and tired: Like you been working the night shift @ wh!res for hire You know what Jack; I take all that I wrote back dude I'm sorry I mean, It's already sad enough that Broke back Mountain was based on your True-life story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oz Posted March 15, 2006 I need a victim to rub it on ..let me know when there is one.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted March 15, 2006 oh dig you must accept my apology....i tried quoting you and i accidental edited you...only i didn't know i was editing what you said till i pressed post. oh dear...gosh sorry!! doesn't get more lame than this ... *turns over her judge badge*...i'll come back after i get a handle on my mod badge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socod_badne Posted March 15, 2006 Mrs. Lee, keep it up you got the upper hand but your feeble attempt to back down was a sour blot on your record! Have faith, be strong... God willing you'll prevail and redeem your blemishes over that weiner Diig la'ow or whatever he calls himself. Love the new avatar btw! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted March 15, 2006 This whole battle is like Lee Says hehe she wanna take credit for even my lines' ala ma saan baa noo dambeysay' go ahead cheer the underdawg I see u need lyrics' so i will think about lendin-you-mine sinical-rhymes capable of murdering you with minimal lines Like stickin-up-mimes - swallowin-words- she st8 taken-em back Ready-to-attack- it is Diggy! -she shakin droppin her knife U can go an check her record she Neva won in her life' hahaha after shocks from this battle leavin dis chick in da Demented-State I am waiting for ur punchlines like Blockbuster movies Rented-Late longtime without a man I see ur calender has an Errection-Date :confused: (wareer badnaa!) But wait! for everything else there is mastercard I know Ur parents probably regret having to raise a B*st*rd child I heard they only did it cuz they felt sorry for her But I neva thought i would battle bruce- LEE 's illegitimate daughter :eek: Truth is out! now it is shockinem'all Give her sticks like puca's avatar an she be rockin'em all No wonder all her rhymes talk about porn' dat's what she admires True record holder to get Popped More Than Firestone Tires! Listen u can cut-my-wrists-off, an u still wouldnt be WINNING this HAND So give up! It is only a dreams to be KILLIN this MAN. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Faarax Posted March 15, 2006 Pucca is cool' I like when tha other side is cheerin' kix kix kix! By tha way' da swahili word i said' was out of content- my apologiez :cool: Com'on SB' I know her maa wadaa' Waryaa- I am kind of liking this evil character i am playing these dayz...hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socod_badne Posted March 15, 2006 Digaale, No, just motivating you... Lee, SOL awaits your come back. I KNOW you won't disappoint me but I want you to lyrically smack off that smirk on Digaale's face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted March 16, 2006 I. I can't believe you here posting that weak sh!t still Dude, the closest you ever came to MasterCard Was watching Dip Thrill: Plus your punches Are coming up short like Midgets boxing: And the truth is: You are about as a hard as a limp pen!s I didn't want to admit this: but you right this aint a battle You don't spit dude, you swallow: You and I both know you get flied More than Daalo: so check your content man: I rather not like Dan Dude you couldn't even win a hand in a masturbatory contest with amputees Believe you me, I whup multiply like you seing 3 of me: You might as well be damned, cause you packing like your name was Stan It's a low blow I know, but your low is blownnnn man And if killing you is a dream man Living as you must a nightmare then Cause how you survive in this world When you dumb as two deaf blonds, girl (?) P.s Don't take it to the heart and apology accepted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted March 16, 2006 umh okai I gotta say little something something Your wordplay is just okay, But my flow is vicious, should I battle you or should I spank you I bring more action then john woo’s movies If words were human, trust me they’ll sue me So please don’t push the issue pushing me to diss you, May the force be with you I spit venom penetrate your muscle tissue You bit ambitious, stepping to this bishop I spit scriptures, vivid paragraphs leave you handicapped Mystical visions of tyrant, I could tell you but you wouldn’t understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
