GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE TEST

[SoMa_InC]

I wanted to share this joke with guys, hope you enjoy it.

 

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While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He

asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround

herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're

intelligent.

 

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to

demonstrate."

 

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this

question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this

child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

 

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

 

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and

says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

 

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

 

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the

Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to

the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a

question for me."

 

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

 

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is

not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

 

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to

you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other

senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but

nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls

Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

 

"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a

child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb a**."

 

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know

the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in

disgust, "Wrong, you dumb a**, It's Tony Blair!"

[SoMa_InC]

[Yeniceri]

LOL! They're all dumb f.ucks!

[FatB]

funy but i dont get it how do u get to "its me?"

[Baluug]

Stupi*d joke about a stupi*d person.........

[Fyr]

[Resistance]

How can it Blair .. my mommy always told me HE was '***** ' has to be som1 else ..think u fools :confused:

[Guhaad]

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb a**, It's Tony Blair!"

 

good one Soma!

[RendezVous]

[Sveriges_Nomad1]

Thats funny

[SoMa_InC]

I am glad yall liked it.

[Taleexi]

Indeed it put smile on my face, I liked it!

[Imperial Instigator]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool omg my lungs that was a good one

[nemo]

good one