The Tale of an Italian who went on a holiday to the USA

[MR ORGILAQE]

an italian was asked about his holiday to the US and this is what he had to say

 

 

I'ma come here to a hotel.

 

I go down to eat soma breakfast.

 

I tella the waiter I wanna two piss toast.

 

He bringa me only onea piss........

 

I tella him I wanna two piss....

 

He say, go to the toilet.

 

I say you no unnerstan'. I wanna two piss ona my plate.....

 

He say you better no piss ona a plate you sonna ma bi*tch!

 

I don't even know the man and he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!!....

 

Later, I go to eata soma dinner at another restaurant....

 

The waitress bringa spoon, ana knife, but no fock.....

 

I say I wanna 'fock'.....

 

She tella me everybody wanna fork....

 

I say, you no unnerstan'...I wanna fock on the table.

 

She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bi*tch!

 

I don't even know the woman an' she calla me sonna ma bi*tch!

 

So I go back to my hotel, an' there's no sheet on my bed....

 

I calla the manager an' tella him I wanna sheet on the bed.

 

He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bi*tch!

 

I don't even know the man an' he calla me sonna ma bi*tch!

 

So I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you....

 

I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bi*tch!

 

I go back to Italy.....

 

I canna look at my owna Pissa there

[Jamelia]

That was funny

[Delilah]

LMAO!!! thats a classic....still gets u cracking though!!!