rudy-Diiriye Posted February 19, 2006 i got this from a site by xalimoo called arawelo! check it out!! http://www.angelfire.com/ar/arawelo/index.html whats will the ill feeling sista!! Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers. What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all? Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions. Sadly, all men are created equal A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used." Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men.....a woman. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 19, 2006 The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman. Damn!! Thats str8 up nasty!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by rudy: Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Ouch.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
