MR ORGILAQE Posted February 9, 2006 A truck carrying people and goods from Hargeisa bound for Mogadishu passed by Galkacyo.A local Man boards the truck heading for Mogadishu. By this time the passengers were already dead tired and sleepy,so as the truck departed Galkacyo everyone went to sleep except the latest man who boarded at Galkacyo. Sometime in the night he became hungry and started searching the bags for some food.He somehow found this "joog" containing "odkac or Muqmad" as the reer wooqoyi call it. He happily dug in and satisfied his hunger then went to sleep. In the morning the woman who owned this "joog" opened it and to her horror found it almost empty She cried foul and asked for the truck to be stopped.the driver asked her what happened and she informed everyone that her food had been eaten by someone. She was asked what good it would do to stop the truck as the food was already eaten and she said that since the truck hadnt stopped during the night the one who ate her food hasnt yet washed his/her hands and would smell of "subag" This was an ingenious detection method so the driver agreed and everyone filed to have their hands smelled She finally got to the Reer Mudug guy and smelled his hands and of course the hand was smelling of "subag" she immediately informed everyone that he was the culprit The Reer mudug guy with amazement in his eyes smelled his hand and said"hogaa,hogaa war waa runteed,alleylehe subag baa ka urahaya gacanteydii....waryaaya saqajaanka teer iyo xalay inta aan jiifeey kushaqeesanayey gacanteyda waayo?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katrina Posted February 9, 2006 looool, the mentality is sooo somali, luv it or hate it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
double decker Posted February 10, 2006 lol. you r joker.. sxb ma maqashay kii ninka suqarka cunaya u yimi oo intu rooti amA rodhi soo qatay kula dhuqay niika maraqiisi marku ninki maraqa laha yiri sxb maraqa lacag ban kala baxay ee dhaf. wuxu ku jawaabay.. WAR BANNAY OO HOGNAY ILAH IYO KITABLA JAMACA QURANKA IYO BARA BISINLA ANAN HILIBKAGA KA TABANMAYO ANIGUYE MARAQA WADKII GALAY AYAAN KUGU LA DHUUQIN EE I DHAF WALALO.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted February 10, 2006 Looool. Gotta love reer mudugs, walee a unique group of people. Ever heard the joke about the man who got the wrong order of food and when he asked to have it taken back, the manager instead of appeasing the customer asked him, oo yaa kaaliitoo cunaya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
double decker Posted February 11, 2006 lol. sxb inaad tiraahdan $2000 ey ahayd. malinkasta wuu iman laha. iluv reer mudug man. hada ka hor aa waxaa la yiri mid reer muduga aa wuxu maqlay in condom la xirto laakiin waligi ma arag sida condom u eg yahay iskada inuu xirtee.markaasu wuxu yiri war la'ba walalayalow see bahalka(condom) u xiratan. war anigu kamaba gaaro xarigaa dhabarka la iskaga soo xiraayo ayaan nebcahay. xiritankiisa iyo iska furkiisa.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted February 17, 2006 looooooooooooooooooooooool@double decker!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by MR ORGILAQE: The Reer mudug guy with amazement in his eyes smelled his hand and said"hogaa,hogaa war waa runteed,alleylehe subag baa ka urahaya gacanteydii....waryaaya saqajaanka teer iyo xalay inta aan jiifeey kushaqeesanayey gacanteyda waayo?!" You gotta translate that for me, man........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted February 17, 2006 Hey Jibis good to see ya Basically it means " Darn you are right my hand smells of Ghee(subag) now who the heck amongst you has been using my hand whilst i was alseep to eat that food?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted February 17, 2006 WAR BANNAY OO HOGNAY ILAH IYO KITABLA JAMACA QURANKA IYO BARA BISINLA ANAN HILIBKAGA KA TABANMAYO ANIGUYE MARAQA WADKII GALAY AYAAN KUGU LA DHUUQIN EE I DHAF WALALO.. looooooooooooooooool@DOUBLE DECKER classic stuff wallaahi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sayyid Posted February 18, 2006 Really funny, 'we' want more jokes from mudug! Walle in filim laga qaado/duubo oo soomaali dhan lawada tusiyo weeye! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sayyid Posted February 18, 2006 weli ma aan arag nin reer mudug ah oo yiri wax ma aqaani, soo ma'aha kuwii markii ingiriisku keenay landroveryooyinkii somalia gaalkacayo isugu yimid, oo la yiri war gawadhidan cid kaxayn taqaan maydin ku jirtaa, mise wa laydin baraa mid waliba halakan buu ka soo booday oo yiri "war maxaad ku hadlaysaan soo gaadhigan maha war waa wada naqaana furaha keena", markii loo dhiibayana mid taayir u rogaa laga wayay markaas bala yiri soo tii aad tidhaahdeen waa kaxanay naqaan maxaa dhacay, markaas bay yirahdeen "War kan waa sanadihi danbe ee waxaanu naqaan oo kaxayn jirnay sanadooyinkii hore markaa ragaas gacaan baan u taagay, waa reer muduge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MR ORGILAQE Posted February 21, 2006 once this reer mudug guy came over to East Africa He hadnt had some nookie for quite a while and was used to the easy goings of Xalimo nights so one day he came to this guys and said "walaalayaalow tol hadaanu nahay sida ii dhaama" They ask him " oo maxaa dhacay" he says" ilmo adeerayaalow kuwaan aad tiraahdaan xiiraanta ii saara manooli ee" So they somehow work something out and the guy gets his wish On the day he was in a room and the bed next those wooden framed windows He was expecting to be the Daddy and making the moves unfortunately he was carried up and down and before he knew it he was up to the level of the window watching the outside and then down and then up so he got all wound up,couldnt keep up with the new overwhelming nookie system and cried "naa bal ii dhig aanu islaqabsanee, na bal ii dhig aanu islaqabsanee" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
