Peplow throb Posted February 8, 2006 yo mama is ****** , she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Yo Mama's so poor, when she was walking down the street and she only had one shoe, I was like "Lost a shoe?" and she said "Nope, found one." Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow coat in the city people run after her saying," Taxi, Taxi!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted February 9, 2006 can you people believe this guy.....man it aight funny, serously 22 post of Sh*T... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz 1-8-7 Posted February 9, 2006 ^^^ I thought I was the only who thought like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katrina Posted February 9, 2006 I smell the pack heading in for a kill? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted February 9, 2006 Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted February 9, 2006 I love your mama jokes. Keep them coming! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caano Geel Posted February 9, 2006 callypso-i-like-it-so Yo momma's so fat that when she goes into a restaurant she gets and estimate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny B Posted February 9, 2006 ^Cano geel! Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted February 9, 2006 School playground behind the bikesheds...here's what I can remember... Your Mum is o fat she covers Both sides of the Family. Your Mum is so fat she uses a VCR as a Pager. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted February 9, 2006 You're mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it read 90210. Or alternatively, the scale read "To be Continued..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted February 9, 2006 Your mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, people come screaming 'free Willy'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted February 9, 2006 Is yo mama niga joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted February 10, 2006 your mommas so fat when the waiter at KFC asked her which bucket she said "the one on the roof" lol, heard the kids next door using that the other day...oh dear i think i scared them by laughin out so hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted February 10, 2006 Yo momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted February 10, 2006 i just remembered this one, havent' heard it in a while. you're brother is so dark, he's constantly marked absent in nightschool. its so silly i cant help but laugh... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
