yo mama's

[Peplow throb]

yo mama is ****** , she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

 

Yo Mama's so poor, when she was walking down the street and she only had one shoe, I was like "Lost a shoe?" and she said "Nope, found one."

 

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow coat in the city people run after her saying," Taxi, Taxi!"

[FatB]

can you people believe this guy.....man it aight funny,

 

 

serously 22 post of Sh*T...

[Keyz 1-8-7]

^^^ I thought I was the only who thought like that.

[Katrina]

I smell the pack heading in for a kill?

[Caano Geel]

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck

[Cara.]

I love your mama jokes. Keep them coming!

[Caano Geel]

callypso-i-like-it-so

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes into a restaurant she gets and estimate

[Johnny B]

^Cano geel!

 

Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections!

[Faheema.]

School playground behind the bikesheds...here's what I can remember...

 

Your Mum is o fat she covers Both sides of the Family.

 

Your Mum is so fat she uses a VCR as a Pager.

[Cara.]

You're mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it read 90210.

 

Or alternatively, the scale read "To be Continued..."

[-Serenity-]

Your mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, people come screaming 'free Willy'.

[Jacpher]

Is yo mama niga joke?

[Pucca]

your mommas so fat when the waiter at KFC asked her which bucket she said "the one on the roof"

 

lol, heard the kids next door using that the other day...oh dear i think i scared them by laughin out so hard.

[J.Lee]

Yo momma so black the only difference between her and midnight is 11:59.

[Pucca]

i just remembered this one, havent' heard it in a while.

 

 

you're brother is so dark, he's constantly marked absent in nightschool.

 

 

its so silly i cant help but laugh...