ANWAR Posted January 28, 2006 this italian came to da usa and goes to a retuerent and asks the waitress to bring him to piss on the plate (to pieces of food) so the waitress tells him to go to the toilet if he want to piss; italian: no! u o understand i want to piss on my plate( i want two pieces on my plate) waitress: no! u son of a bitck u dont piss on the plate he leaves the cafe stresed that he got insulted for nothing. so he goes to a bigger cafe and orders for the same thing, but this time they bring him a plate and a knife but no fork. italian: i wantta fok waitres: everybody want to **** italian: no! u no uderstand, i wantta fok on my table. waitress: no you dont **** on the table u son of a *****. he leaves again stressed and goes to his hotel. but in his room he doenst find a sheet on the bed, so he calls the manager italian: i wantta shit on my bed. manager: if you want to shit go to the toilet, italian: no! u no understand, i wantta shit (sheet) on my bed. manager: you dont shit on the beds you son of a ***** the italian goes back home stressed and vow " i neva cum to da usa agian! HEHEHEHEHE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
