Legend of Zu Posted January 24, 2006 Condoleeza Rice in Tehran Rice: Iran must stop making nuclear bombs! Iran: We're not making nuclear bombs. We're building a power station. Rice: Iran's denial of nuclear weapons manufacture is proof of their uncooperative attitude! Iran: We're not being uncooperative. Come in, look around all you want. It's a power station. Look here, see this switch? Switch goes up, light goes on. Switch goes down, light goes off! Rice: Don't patronize me! We know you are building nuclear bombs with reactor fuel. Iran: Look, I don't know who taught you nuclear physics but in fact the step from fuel-grade to weapons-grade is not as simple as you seem to think. It's not like you push a button on a microwave for an extra minute and instead of tuna noodle casserole you get a neutron bomb. Rice: We are done talking! Iran: Then shut the **** up, already. Nobody believes you anyway. You were screaming that Iraq had nuclear weapons. You invaded, murdered thousands of innocent people, made a total mess of the country, and didn't find a single WMD. Now you are saying the same things about Iran, and without a single shred of proof, I might add! Rice: Your refusal to be honest and open is proof enough! Iran: Look, Ms. Rice, thank you for coming, but I think we are done for the day. You want to buy electricity or oil, you are welcome back. You want nuclear bombs, better you should go see the Israelis; they have lots of them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeniceri Posted January 24, 2006 ^ A joke not far from the truth! You want nuclear bombs, better you should go see the Israelis; they have lots of them! ..And built on stolen American nuclear technology, he might add. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted January 24, 2006 Yeah, this is so true, but in fact it's not funny.....'tis not a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted January 25, 2006 Iran: Then shut the Wack up up, already. Nobody believes you anyway. You were screaming that Iraq had nuclear weapons. You invaded, murdered thousands of innocent people, made a total mess of the country, and didn't find a single WMD. Now you are saying the same things about Iran, and without a single shred of proof, I might add! Very true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
