rudy-Diiriye Posted January 8, 2006 Mother Said: c/y: "I don't care if you had young white mans liver! just stay somali n dont give foolish speechs no more!! Riyaale: After all that money you father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'" COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written!" MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls lie other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that insurance will be!" NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" castro's mother: "why dont you give your people Breakfast, lunch, & dinner." BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the gass costs these days." ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?" GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!" JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!" SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!" THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!" George bush: " a c student has never resolve any problems. He just sits at the back of the class." Tony Blair: " English men always wagged their tails! atta boy!!" king fahad: " may your castle burn! we know you cant get no water on time!" osma bin ladan: " I thought that you were good in hide and seek, now you proved my point." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted January 8, 2006 SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
