How to Say Someone is Stup*d

[Jacaylbaro]

Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stup*d :

 

** A few clowns short of a circus.

** A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

** An experiment in Artificial Stup*d*ty .

** A few beers short of a six-pack.

** Dumber than a box of hair.

** A few peas short of a casserole.

** Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

** The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

** One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

** One taco short of a combination plate.

** A few feathers short of a whole duck.

** All foam, no beer.

** The cheese slid off her cracker.

** Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

** Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

** He fell out of the Stup*d tree and hit every branch on the way down.

** An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

** As smart as bait.

** Chimney's clogged.

** Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

** Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

** Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

** Her sewing machine's out of thread.

** His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

** His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

** If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

** Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

** No grain in the silo.

** Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

** Receiver is off the hook.

** Several nuts short of a full pouch.

** Skylight leaks a little.

** Slinky's kinked.

** Surfing in Nebraska.

** Too much yardage between the goal posts.

** Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

** The lights are on, but nobody's home.

** 24 cents short of a quarter.

[Baluug]

Sice it's the season, there's also "Not the brightest light on the christmas tree"

[sigma]

how about "the lights are on but no-ones home

[Astral]

"Proof that evolution Can go in reverse"

Lol.. thats heavy alright!