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rudy-Diiriye

weird jokish dream

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I had this dream last nite………that……..

 

I was once out strolling xamar one very hot summer's day

When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest

in a big field of banaana bacad.

I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

 

And I fell asleep and dreamed

I dreamed I was a warlord movie star

And that I was the star of the movie

This really blew my mind, the fact that me,

an overfed, long-haired leaping nomad

should be the star of a warlord movie

 

But there I was, I was taken to a mountain, the hall of the warlord xalimos.

I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world

In front of every kind of girl, there was

skinny ones, pretty one, round ones, big ones, crazy ones... lool

 

Out of the middle came a lady

She whispered in my ear something crazy

She said:

Waryaa kir

 

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back

As she lit one uunsi after the other

In her hand was a bottle of gasoline, in the other, a match

She poured some of the gasoline from the bottle into the glass

And raised it to her lips n litted

And just before she drank it, she said:

 

Imisaa ku laheen, isk dhaaf is waalka! And she toasted n ate me alive!

 

And then she starting singing! Quub saliidh!! Barquee that faraax!!

 

Quub saliidh!! Barbeque that faraax!! Till hes ready to eat!!

Quub saliidh!! Barbeque that faraax!! Till hes ready to eat!!

 

happy new yr nomads!! cheers

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