sigma Posted November 21, 2005 Mom comes to visit her son Mxolisi for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Zodwa... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Mxolisi's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Mxolisi and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom' s thoughts, Mxolisi volunteered," I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Zodwa and I are just roommates." About a week later, Zodwa came to Mxolisi saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. "You don't suppose she took it, do you? " "Well, I doubt it, but I 'll email her, just to be sure " So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I 'm not saying that you did take the chutney jar from my house, I 'm not saying that you did not take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Mxolisi Several days later, Mxolisi received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Zodwa, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Zodwa. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now. Moral of the Story..... Don' t Lie to Your mother...especially if she is African! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted December 6, 2005 An African Kid sending an email to his momma somewhere in Butundudandunda,who has a live in G/freind & has a CHUTNEY jar!!???? Whatever Man I smell a Plagarized[Paraphrased] Ashkay Patel Joke. HeHe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted December 7, 2005 ^^^^ LOOOOL Brown..it was indian joke...someone mess with it...hehehe Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sigma Posted December 7, 2005 lol brown.... was sent to me like this ...but understand your point Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allamagan Posted December 20, 2005 ^^I smell a Plagarized[Paraphrased] Ashkay Patel Joke. HeHe who cares, as long as ppl find it funny is ok! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
