Immigration Test

[Jumatatu]

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The

Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except for one.

Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

 

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and

Green."

 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am

ready."

 

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

 

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,

and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

 

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help

desk.

 

[-Serenity-]

Hey Juma,

 

You've made as many contributions to the jokes section in the last two days than u did in the last couple of years. Is this gonna be your new hide-out? What do u reckon will happen to the politics sections now (with the departure of u know who(s?))? Do u think it will turn into a puntland state?

[Jumatatu]

Originally posted by Curling Waterfall:

What do u reckon will happen to the politics sections now (with the departure of u know who(s?))? Do u think it will turn into a puntland state?

sxb u could not have been more accurate..

[Yoonis_Cadue]

It's Somaliaonline political sectionn and not puntland state as you perceived it. Everything back to normal now, your grievances have been resolved.

 

Good joke juma keep them coming.

[sigma]

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,

and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

 

[Urban]

GREEN!! GREEN!! GREEN!!...

 

ROFLMAO