My son is a ......

[Johnny B]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle, "Well.....?"

 

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...!'."

 

if this joke was funny it was coined by JB

if not..

it was found on the internet.

[J.Lee]

Wow. The one thing I got from this joke is that the old lady's son is Bisexual. Surprising for a man whose mother knows mothers of Men [of] the cloth.