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Travelling together on a train travelling thorough the Swiss Alps were a kiwi man and an Aussie bloke, a little old Greek lady and a young blond Swiss girl with lard breasts

The train goes into a dark tunnel and few seconds later there is a loud sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges form the tunnel, the kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. Nobody speaks

The old lady thinks: “the kiwi guy must have groped the blond in the dark so she slapped him†the Swiss chick things “the kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady so she slapped him.†The kiwi thinks: “the Australian must have grappled the Swiss in the dark and she. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.â€

 

The Australian thinks: “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can smack the kiwi againâ€

 

 

any Kiwis here???

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