Marriage - Part I ( 18)

[sigma]

Marriage - Part I

 

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady

and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

 

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what

time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great

dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for

dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I

want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules.

Any comments?"

 

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just

understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night

......... whether you're here or not."

 

 

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Marriage (Part II)

 

 

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight

at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no

g ood in bed either," and storms out of the house.

 

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides

to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many

rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to

answer the phone?"

 

She says, "I was in bed."

 

"In bed this early, doing what?"

 

"Getting a second opinion!"

 

 

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Marriage (Part III)

 

A man has six children and is very proud of his

achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,

"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

 

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that

it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to

leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home

'Mother of Six?'

 

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of

discretion, shouts right

back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

 

 

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Marriage (Part IV) The Silent Treatment

 

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly,

the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake

h im at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to

be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of

paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she

would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover

it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about

to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece

of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

 

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

God may have created man before woman, but there is

always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

all of them were funny

[Jabarjaan]

there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

 

I think you need to re-phrase that statement, Allah (SW) doesn't need a rough draft, All he says is "be, and it becomes!"

[sigma]

there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

 

I think you need to re-phrase that statement, Allah (SW) doesn't need a rough draft, All he says is "be, and it becomes!"

 

dear all please disregard this line,

"there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece"

i do not, under any circumstances wish to cause any offence, thanks

[muunad]

good stuff

[Mowgli]

funny indeed

[Baluug]

Originally posted by sigma:

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of

discretion, shouts right

back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

Hehehehehe poor guy.....