sigma Posted October 15, 2005 How to break bad news At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem? "Um, Iam just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?" "That's the one." "Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well...what did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat." "Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?" "Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses." "Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?" "Why those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire." "What the.....!!!But theres electricity at te house!!!! What was the candle for???" "For the funeral." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL???!!!!!" "Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camel Mlik Posted November 9, 2005 that was funny! What a way to go, it was funny how one thing deal to other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
