rudy-Diiriye Posted October 4, 2005 funny ones! "According to the National Enquirer, President Bush has started drinking again. You know, I feel sorry for Barbara Bush, the mother. Her son's hitting the bottle, her husband's hanging around with Bill Clinton, she's the one who should be drinking." --Jay Leno "In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also hurting the nation's image: letting people drown when it rains." --Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update "Did you know a phone center in India has been handling all the calls from the hurricane victims in Texas? The calls are routed through India. And here's the sad part. People in India still responded faster than FEMA." --Jay Leno "In a speech earlier this week, President Bush asked Americans to conserve gas by stopping non-essential travel. Then the president flew to Hawaii to make the same speech." --Conan O'Brien "Bush is now asking people to conserve gasoline. That's gotta be tough for a former oil man like Bush. Telling people not to use gasoline? That's like Clinton trying to get women to just say no." --Jay Leno "Today a Texas grand jury indicted House Majority Leader Tom DeLay for conspiracy in a campaign finance scheme. This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to the Republicans since yesterday." --Jay Leno "Tom DeLay said he had a new priority in life -- outlawing prison rape." --Jay Leno "According to reports now, Iraqi officials have embezzled over one billion dollars. One billion dollars! So apparently they really do have a U.S.-style democracy." --David Letterman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
