checkmate Posted September 29, 2005 In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. "He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know? if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted October 3, 2005 loooooooooooooooooooooooooool This had me cracking up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pujah Posted October 4, 2005 ^^ I can imagine you messing with those buttons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted October 4, 2005 Can anyone say OUCH??!?!?!?!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
