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To My Dear Wife,

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Naasir   

To My Dear Wife,

 

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54

years can no longer supply.

 

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after

reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact

that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the

Comfort Inn Hotel.

 

Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight.

 

 

Faarax

 

**** When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: ****

 

 

My Dear Husband,

 

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take

this opportunity to remind you, that you are also 54 years old.

 

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will

be at the Hotel Fiesta with Daashoow my tennis coach, who, like your

secretary, is also 18 years old.

 

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you

will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small

difference:

 

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

 

Therefore, I will not be back before lunch time tomorrow.

 

Xaawo

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Originally posted by Kool_Kat:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Yeah, where have you been silent reader. Inadeer sowdigan meel aad ka dhacdayba la waayay. I know I know. Good to see you back.

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