rudy-Diiriye Posted September 18, 2005 hi gw this cy how are you doing? gw, i am doing ok and u? mr pres, i wanna ask u if u could give me a visa to come to the usa! gw, what country are your from? cy, i am the new president of somalia. gw, ok, so u calling from mugadhisho! cy, no sir, i havent been there for 20yrs, i am calling from hilton hotel in Niarobi. gw, i see so u take long vacations like me! hell man, you beating me there! hehehe. cy, well mr pres, actually, i was elected in the same hotel where i am staying!! hehehe! go figure! gw, well, mr cy, u the man! i love long vacations myself thats me siesta pres!! hehehe cy, well sir i need the visa to come and join the un conference, can u spare one! gw, well lemme ask condy here!... 5 min silence! gw, well mr cy, she said that u is flight 13 and we dont need any more flight 13s...we got plenty! cy, sir i can proof that i am not flight 13! u see i have vaccination marks on my shoulders!! rememeber flight 13 dont have that!! another 5 min silence! gw, well we will send u to canda then u can use any flight 13 canadian passport ok! cy, thank you sir and say hello to mrs!! gw, hey cy make sure u dont bring no qaad also! that illegal u know here! cy, no problem sir, i only have false dollars these days!! same ones you issued in iraq!! gw, whatever camelboy! cy, later cowboy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted September 19, 2005 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Rudy ,,, that was nice one man ,,,,,, so that is how he went there right ??? hehehehe ,, Hilton Hotel in Nairobi ,,,,, long vacations of 20 years ,,,,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Libaax-Sankataabte Posted September 21, 2005 Rudy, this is your turf. do the dew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted September 22, 2005 LOL@ siesta prez....Congrats Rudy on Mod status in Jokes section!!!This is perfect for a joker like yourself!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted October 4, 2005 Best Friends 4 Ever, Ma is tidhi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
