Faheema. Posted September 3, 2005 The Modern Farax isn't he just charming Farax: Nayaa iska waran Fish & Chips girl: Fine walaloo Farax How long have you been in the UK Fish & Chips girl: born and bread walaloo Farax: waa maxay waxaasu Fish & Chips girl: How the hell am i going to explain this to him; Aniga ku dhashey hagan ok F: Waan yaaboo, i said talow may cadhootey inantu FC: alright F: haa, are you married or single FC: I am free single, and healthy dear F: jacaylka ma ila qaadey? FC: what in the name of allah is that? F: yaa afgaran hadaba, ciyaarta iga daayoo, ma ilaqaadey jacaylka ayaan kuidhi FC: with all do respect, can you elaborate that for me? F: I am gonna try, but please haqoslin; Waan kaa heley FC: say what? F: eeg hada marka layidhaa waan kaahel ayey is xariifineysaaye: FC: can I ask you something please? F: yes sure FC: how old are you, if you don't mind asking? F:I am 35 years old, 8 years I was unproductive citizen, so if you take 8 years away from my age. Technically I am 27yrs old. FC: Holly cow F: waa maxay waxaasi FC:nothing dear, is all good FC: what kind of women do you like? F: kuwaan curyaamiinta ahayn FC:what is curyaamiin? F: disable women FC: ooops! What is wrong with them, aren't they human? F: yes they are human beings, but Kamahelo FC: OK FC: what do you do for living? F: import narcotics FC: you mean Jaad F: something like that F: Tanyari suaal badanaa wey naxiijisee F: what do you do for living? FC: study F: what do you study? FC: business and Admin F: Waan yaabanahay anigu, yey talow business kana ubaranayaan, shaqaba mahaystaane. FC: you don't like that field? F: No Walalo, but most of the Somali girls are doing business and I don't know why FC: cause you don't understand F: I do... remember! I am narcotic dealer. FC: sorry dear, but I am happily taken, and i have to go...so long F: who take you? FC: in other words I have someone in my life F:oo hadaa maxaad naga weydiineysey waxaanu qabano iyo intaanu jirney FC: sorry dear, but I was not interrogating you, just trying to get to know you. That is all F:sorry is not good enough, explain why you were asking me all these questions FC: there is nothing wrong with getting to know someone F:yaa. anagaa kusoo doonaney, marka horeba kumaanaan fahmeyne FC: iska soco haaye F: waar miyaa lagadhex hadley sowtan soomaliga kuhadashey FC: soco soco baan kuidhi aabahay baad leegtahee: cajuusyahow F: ha I caayin huuno: da'daad iisheegatey waad kacodweyntee adbee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted September 4, 2005 FC: soco soco baan kuidhi aabahay baad leegtahee: cajuusyahow F: ha I caayin huuno: da'daad iisheegatey waad kacodweyntee adbee. Cawo that was brilliant. I need me one of them obnoxious, narcotic dealers with violent tendencies. Heard there are plenty in the UK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy Posted September 5, 2005 LOoooolz Top of the line classic piss taker on the typical farax and fish & chips chick.... Made me crack up big time.......Good one Cawo cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faheema. Posted September 5, 2005 ^^ lol Typical Farax innit Bishaaro lol, you'll be spoiled for choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
