Men are like.........!!!

[Foxy]

1. Men are like ........Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like... Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like... Weather... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like..Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head

right

for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2

off.

8. Men are like ... Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of

emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little

while.

11. Men are like...Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how

many

inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest

are

handicapped.

 

Cheers

 

[Goonle]

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

 

What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."

 

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A whine and cheese party

 

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

 

 

 

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

 

 

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for

when you're on the road.

 

 

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he

will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

 

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a

backup.

 

 

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of

ammo.

 

 

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

 

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

 

 

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look

fat?"

 

 

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you

use it.

 

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A

WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Foxy]

Goonle......

 

You just couldnt resist to post ur few adds on's ey............

 

 

cheers......Not bad

[Baluug]

Originally posted by Goonle:

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A whine and cheese party

Excuse me while i...uh oh...too late....BLECCCCCHHHHHH!!