Warrior of Light Posted August 18, 2005 TEACHER : Why are you late? BALGOBIN : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America. BALGOBIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Balgobin ! TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. BALGOBIN : Me ! TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN : W ell, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card. TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN : Don't bite any. TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I". BALGOBIN : I is... TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? B ALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing? BALGOBIN : Brotherly love ? TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog ! TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN : A teacher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted August 19, 2005 looooool nice one, TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! that is really funny... but i didnt like the last one...it is offensive PEace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted August 19, 2005 Og Moti Sorry but how offensive ?, the poor kid understood literally as in H to O (H2O)which includes all the alphabets inbetween. No hidden motives Wallahi. Opps or did you mean the one about the teacher? Sorry dear remember not every kid loved their teacher. I loved mine n still love them though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucca Posted August 20, 2005 TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN : A teacher the kid spoke the truth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Midnight Posted August 22, 2005 looooooooooool...speechless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted August 24, 2005 moti, u dont like the joke about the teacher duuuuuuuuuh because YOU is a teacher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted August 25, 2005 Thanks WOL. Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentlemens Posted August 27, 2005 Thats too funny, Thanks for the good laugh but whats with the kids name: BALGOBIN never heard that before Indian? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted August 27, 2005 I think Balgobin sounds like something out of Lord of the Rings!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted September 6, 2005 You welcome nomads, Balgobin is an asian name, one smart kid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
