What religion is your bra?

[Castro]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked

up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for

my wife.

 

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

 

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

 

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every

shape, size, color and material imaginable.

 

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four

types of bras to choose from."

 

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

 

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the

Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

 

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between

them.

 

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

 

The Catholic type supports the masses.

 

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

 

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

 

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

 

 

Another one:

 

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the

letters used to define bra sizes?

 

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters

stood for, it is about time you became informed!

 

{A} Almost Boobs...

 

{B} Barely there.

 

{C} Can't Complain!

 

{D} Dang!

 

{DD} Double dang! !

 

{E} Enormous!

 

{F} Fake.

 

{G} Get a Reduction.

 

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

[Warrior of Light]

PPL can be creative , kkkk

[Jacaylbaro]

,, Funny ,,,

 

So Fidel is a Bra Expert ,,,,

[LuCkY]

Lol^Seems that way doesnt?

[Castro]

Originally posted by *LuCkY*:

Lol^Seems that way doesnt?

Not exactly. My sister forwarded this to me and I fell off my ganbar laughing. I specially like the dang and double dang.