Men's Thesaurus

[Nephissa]

IT'S A GUY THING"

Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

 

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

 

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."

Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

 

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Means: "I have no idea how it works."

 

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."

Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

 

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".

Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

 

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Means: "Are you still talking?"

 

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Means: "I remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

 

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".

Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

 

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

 

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".

Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

 

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

 

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Means: "What did you catch me at?"

 

"I HEARD YOU."

Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

 

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."

Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

 

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

 

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

 

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Means: "I make the messes, you clean them up."

[Pujah]

Originally posted by Bishaaro:

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

[Jacaylbaro]

Not true at all ,,,,,

[Fyr]

so true

[Jacpher]

We're not that bad. Are we?

[MR ORGILAQE]

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".

Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

 

Good stuff

[Som@li]

Lol,,is not all true,