SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

[Jacaylbaro]

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway

when he notices a

sign out of the comer of his eye.....It reads:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

 

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and

drives on without a

second thought......Soon he sees another sign, which

says:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

 

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are

for real....Then he

drives past a third sign saying:

 

SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

 

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into

the drive....On

the far side of the parking lot is a stone building

with a small sign next

to the door reading:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

 

He climbs the steps and rings the bell....The door is

answered by a nun

in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for

you, my

son?"....He answers, "I saw your signs along the

highway, and was

interested in possibly doing business.".....

 

"Very well, my son. Please follow me." ....He is led

through many

winding passages and is soon quite disoriented....The

nun stops at a

closed door and tells the man, Please knock on this

door".............

 

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,

holding a tin

cup answers the door.....This nun instructs, "Please

place $100 in the

 

cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end

of this

hallway".......

 

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in

the second nuns cup.....

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the

door, pulling it

 

shut behind him........

 

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in

the parking lot,

facing another small sign:

 

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN

SCREWED BY THE

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

[Warrior of Light]

Lol, Clever nuns but the sign post was degrading.