Warrior of Light Posted July 28, 2005 A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could dependon the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Is your wife a nigger? It's supposed to say "Is your wife a nagger " But funny anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mafia Posted July 28, 2005 very funny & true!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted July 29, 2005 Polish are supposed to be smarter than that. Comeone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted July 29, 2005 Warya Lib, If the question posed was: is ur wife a nagger? the answer would have been yes or no and not No she is white. Maybe in another version of this joke? Ducaqabe, there are exceptions to everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted July 29, 2005 The point of the joke is that the Polish guy doesn't know english very well so he was asked if his wife was a nagger (meaning she nags too much),but he thought he was being asked what "color" his wife was.And that's why he says,"No,she is white." Kinda makes the joke less funny when you analyze it like that,but just wanted to explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted July 29, 2005 Thanks Warya Lib note taken into consideration [message was edited in ur honour ] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted August 1, 2005 WoL, that was a good one. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover". lool. Waryaliibaanow, dhib badnidaa adeer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted August 1, 2005 WOL,I am truly honored!! Bishaaro,just helping out our sis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
