Warrior of Light Posted July 22, 2005 How To Find A Lost Wife A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere ............................................ A Doctor And A Lawyer A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. ........................................ End Of World When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Wired: THE LAST NEW THING Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR Readers Digest: 'BYE Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET! America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niciima Posted July 22, 2005 I liked the doctor and lawyer piece that was some pretty stuff bro. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted July 22, 2005 Your welcome Niicima, and I'm a sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted July 23, 2005 You have my Ribs cracking at OJ and NICOLE....it was just too funny...did the man find his wife atleast... at the supermarket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted July 23, 2005 ^^^Oh he saw her, but after a good ol SLAP :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted July 24, 2005 ^^^^^Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niciima Posted August 1, 2005 sorry abaayo I thought you were a dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
