Bachelor Posted July 17, 2005 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend7.0 to Wife 1.0 I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once! e Installed! You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances install ,Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. ! Best of luck, Tech Support Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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RendezVous Posted July 25, 2005 WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances install , Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacpher Posted August 2, 2005 Somhow the system won't run C:apologize command and Wife 1.0 keeps running Nag Nag 9.5 after I installed Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. I wonder if I should upgrade to Wife 2.0 or just 4.0 becuase Wife 4.0 does not require the additional software Flower 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 or those supporting programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. Any suggestions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
