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KENYANS....explicit Jokes....

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NOTE:

 

The following abbreviation will be use dto stimulate you...

 

Jang'o meaning a tribe known as JALUO

kao(Pronounced COW) is also another tribe called Kalenjin

Kiuk(Gikuyu) is also a tribe

and Luhya.

 

Start

 

Four Kenyans were on death row for a very serious felony offence. They

were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from:

1.Electric chair

2.Firing squad

3.Hanging

4.HIV Injection.

 

On the fateful day, the 4 Kenyans were taken straight to the Executioner to get killed. The Jang'o man chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone!The Kao man chose the firing squad; A shot was fired, and boom he was gone. The Kiuk man was lifted onto the noose by the Executioner and boom! he was gone! The Luhya man walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV Injection option.They inject a bottle of the

deadly virus into his veins and off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cellmates, pointing at the Executioner: "Abandu abajinga, shivamanyire khufwala ikondom!" (****** people, they do not know that I

am wearing condom).

 

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