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What is Marketing ?

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

 

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

 

>>.That's Direct Marketing

 

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

 

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

 

"He's very rich. Marry him."

 

>>>>That's Advertising.

 

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

 

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

 

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

 

>>>>That's Telemarketing.

 

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

 

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

 

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer hera ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

 

>>>>That's Public Relations.

 

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

 

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."

 

>>>>That's Brand Recognition.

 

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

 

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

 

 

>>>>That's Customer Feedback :D

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