7 reasons not to mess with children

[Warrior of Light]

On the lighter note.............

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> A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.

> The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to

> swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal

> its throat was very small.

> The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;

> it was physically impossible.

> The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

> The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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> A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children

> while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each

> child's work.

> As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked

> what the drawing was.

> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

> Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl

> replied, "They will in a minute."

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> A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with

> her five and six year olds.

> After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother,

> she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our

> brothers and sisters?"

> Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)

> answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the

> dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had

> several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette

head.

> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your

> hairs

> white, Mom?"

> Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and

> make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then

> said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying

> to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all

> grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or

> 'That's ?Michael, he's a doctor.'

> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the

> teacher, She's dead. "

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> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

> Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my

> head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in

> the face."

> "Yes," the class said.

> "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary

> position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

> A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic

> elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of

> apples.

> The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

> "Take only ONE. God is watching."

> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table

> was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

> A child had written a note, "Take all you want.

> God is watching the apples."

[Final_Say]

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table

> was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

> A child had written a note, "Take all you want.

> God is watching the apples."

 

loooooooooooool

 

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and

> make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then

 

i waz told this as well when i wz little; and i believed it too for a while; loool

 

thanks for sharing