A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference be

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the

difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought

for a

moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Robert

Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep

with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep

with

Tom

Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from

that.

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, Of course I would!

We

could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a

great college!"

 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt

for a million dollars?" The girl replied, " I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would

sleep

with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom

Cruise

for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know

how

much a million could buy?"

 

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.

 

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

Potentially

and Realistically?"

 

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million

dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."