Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing

 

 

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

 

1. The woman goes to the store.

 

2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

 

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking pepsi.

 

4. The man places the meat on the grill.

 

5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

 

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

 

7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

 

8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

 

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no way of pleasing some women. :rolleyes:

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

 

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

 

 

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his

boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

 

"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."

 

 

SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"

MAN: "It's 3:15."

SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the

weirdest thing, I

have

been asking that question all day, and each time I get

a different

answer."

 

 

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

 

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

 

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

 

He said "That same ****** guy called again"

 

 

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

 

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

 

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

 

His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

 

 

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun

or the moon?

Pupil: Moon...

Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we

need it but the sun gives us light only in the day

time when we don't need it.

 

 

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

 

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

 

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."