Final_Say Posted July 2, 2005 BIBLE >A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he >fingered >through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He >picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that >had >been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" > With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's >Adam's underwear!" My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd >dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in >the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my >bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a >charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it >fell in the toilet a few days ago. On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note >from >his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not >necessarily those of his parents." > >A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. >During >her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to >answer >the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. >Then >she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >She's >hitting the bottle." > >A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's >locker >room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies >grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in >amazement >and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy >before?" While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was >interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at >my >uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued >writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask >the >police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," >she >said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted July 3, 2005 Originally posted by Jazmine: >A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. >During >her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to >answer >the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. >Then >she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >She's >hitting the bottle." [/QB] LOLOLOLOL That's a good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted July 3, 2005 ^^^^ ">hitting the bottle." Is the funniest...The Bottle????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
