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The blind man who decided to visit Texas.

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There was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

 

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are

big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

 

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in

the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,

"Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

 

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom

was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man

headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second

door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and

fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,

"Don't flush, don't flush!"

 

 

Just when I got all the answers of LIFE

they changed the question...

:confused: :confused: :confused:

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