Prayer

[Modesty]

Prayer

 

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

 

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

 

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

 

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

 

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

 

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

[Baluug]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Funny,but predictable!! Here's one:A businessman was ready to go on another business trip and kissed his wife goodbye.While he was driving to the airport,he realized that he had forgotten his briefcase in the bedroom!So he went back to the house and was amazed to find his wife in bed and the milkman stark naked,just about to jump into bed with her.Not knowing what to do,the milkman piped up,"You came at the right time ,Mr. So-and-so!I was just telling your wife that if you guys don't pay your milk bill,I'm gonna sh*t all over the floor!"

[FatB]

eh

[Jacaylbaro]

Crazy PPL ,,,,,,

[Fyr]