Final_Say Posted May 28, 2005 The Perfect Couple Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man! **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. **** Men keep reading. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. **** Men Keep reading By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: WOMEN NEVER LISTEN! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted June 5, 2005 Nice joke,but i gotta ask u one thing:If this woman is so perfect,then how come she got into an accident? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RendezVous Posted June 5, 2005 Everything is perfect.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Final_Say Posted June 7, 2005 why are u guys trying to understand joke; jokes aint meant to make sense; come on farahs and xalimo's laugh and dats it, offer a joke of ur own Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted June 7, 2005 Mizz_lander , How r we suppose to lough if the joke ain't funny at all?....Watch out for the xaliimooyinka tho cuz they may not like this joke..It indicates that women shouldn't be driv'n at all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Final_Say Posted June 8, 2005 ^^^ people humor is different; if it does not turn ur pages, den so be it, scrool down, and try again; xalimo are mad drivers, especially in london, act like car is gonna eat em!! if any of them feel like they have to reply to a joke to prove em self or feel good!! den by all means let em go ahead, me na business em wid!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
