twisted humour;

[Final_Say]

Sperm Count

 

 

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

 

 

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave

him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

 

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,

then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,

first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,

first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried

squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

 

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,

we still couldn't get the jar open."

 

it is not the words that courrup the mind, but the mind that courrups the words

[ADNAAN]

Indeed its words that s/times corrupt the mind...

 

here is another twisted humour

 

 

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship."

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat."

The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

 

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And the man replies with a big smile, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"

 

 

*very innocent dude..eh*

[Final_Say]

looooooooooooool!

 

something wrong wid da man, that is not innocent.

lol

[Jacaylbaro]

What ?? Hehehehehehehe ,,,, da man was not normal ,,,, ,, loooooooool that was damn funny ,,,, he is not innocent at all ,,,,

 

Thanks

[Fyr]